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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 hours ago

I love it when all the pretty lights come on!

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I love it when all the pretty lights come on!

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 hours ago
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  • AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works
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    36 minutes ago

    you can fix all of these issues at once by covering the lights with duct tape!

  • Bell@lemmy.world
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    Jeep owner?

  • Triumph@fedia.io
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    The odds that all of those are true at the same time are extremely low:

    • Check engine
    • Check brakes
    • Low washer fluid
    • Low fuel
    • Low tire pressure

    More likely, this is a short in the gauge cluster or its wiring, or a bad ECU (possibly some other module depending on the car).

    • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s quite possible, low tyre pressure can cause wheel speeds to be different, which will cause an ABS fault. Low fuel and washer fluid is self explanatory, and the check engine light could be a lot of things.

      This is probably taken during the self check on startup though.

    • AspieEgg@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Or this car was just turned on and the photo was taken during the car starting up where all the lights come on at the same time.

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        That is even more likely. I failed to get my head outside of the scenario as presented.

    • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
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      Clearly you have never been around my vehicles.

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    Small piece of electrical tape will fix that right up.

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    ABS = All Basic Systems, that means everything is good to go.

    The tire with the two arrows means the steering is properly centered.

    The gas pump means the fuel is of the right octane.

    Apparently, your in-car drinking fountain is working just fine.

    Your car has an engine, I’ve read that’s important, so good there.

    • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
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      And the E is for Excellent! Good job op, you are great at car!

      • psx_crab@lemmy.zip
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        No no no, E is Enough, F is Full. Keep going OP!

        • DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works
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          F is full, E is extra full

    • Lucy :3@feddit.org
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      Even says “Check” under the engine, that means it was properly deep-checked.

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    Engine? Check!

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    Ooo, you’ve almost got all þe achievements!

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    Your car has abs? Mines a fat fuck that won’t go to the gym or eat right.

    • cornshark@lemmy.world
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      Yeah obese cars are a huge problem in America

  • rem26_art@fedia.io
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    you paid money for that car so you better be getting your moneys worth by getting every single light to turn on or else you’d be wasting the bulbs

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    There’s only two issue here: you’re running out of fuel, and your tyre are too shy 👉👈

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    It’s even more beautiful if some are red as well

  • squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de
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    It’s christmas time

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
    Soon alarms will start,
    And the thing that will make them ring is the smoke that makes eyes sting
    Right within your car

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