It’s Canadian Thanksgiving and that’s a better thanksgiving because there’s 8 long weeks between it and Christmas without having dinner with your conservative relatives.
the sound it makes leaving the can is the peak of holiday happiness.
sssssscchhhhhhlllooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!
All the pumpkin spice people get excited about the wrong thing.
Autumn isn’t pumpkin season, Autumn is cranberry season
It truly is. I absolutely love it.
Canadian Thanksgiving is a worse time to have it, as it cuts into valuable spooky season.
If you haven’t tried cranberry sauce since you were a kid, because you decided then you don’t like it, keep trying it every year, you might start liking it. That’s what happened for me, anyway. I started liking bitter flavors like this and green olives when I got older. Alas, I can’t eat them anymore because of my gout.
You scared me. It’s 10 weeks till Xmas! Also cool I just dived into Canada Thanksgiving to learn more about it. I wish I was eating some home cooked turkey right now… my only observation is that it’s Monday? From the sounds of it, you just do it on the weekend instead.i would hate to do this on a Monday and go to work the next day.
Turkey dinner Saturday or Sunday. Recuperation and turkey sandwiches on Monday.
We do it earlier so we can watch America beat themselves to death at BestBuy next month.
Hey fuck you black friday massacres were invented by the founding fathers to kill off the weak and it is part of what makes this the best damn country in not only the world but the universe as well.
It’s the best country in the whole country I tell you what
My wife didn’t want to serve the cranberry log last night. I guess she doesn’t understand it’s just a garnish and centerpiece.
Hello, PETA? Someone out there is pleasuring cows.
It is not, in fact, Thanksgiving yet.
Edited to add, it is now, in fact, Thanksgiving.
It is here.
Where?
Canada.
Are you sure about that?
(I’m Canadian)
We’re talking about Canadian Thanksgiving, not Canadan Thanksgiving. Are you from Canada or Canadia?
Pretty sure it wasn’t Thanksgiving in either Canada or Canadia when I posted originally.
What about Candia? I hear it’s delicious there
This is the only “ribbed for your pleasure” my asexual ass will appreciate wholely
What if we took a ribbedy loaf and covered it in garlic, garlic butter, and another type of garlic?
Oh gods I’m gonna cook
Please don’t jam the jam in your ass
You misunderstand
Cranberry is great for UTIs, not bowel movement. It wouldn’t go in my ass
Great for UTIs, or getting rid of them?
I mean I wouldn’t be surprised if I got an UTI after jamming up my peehole.
