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that explains why i’m glowing 30 years after eating one

wait you know where to get a leg? i want a leg.

don’t do that chorizo like that it looks great

i’m disappointed by the bread but that chorizo looks 🤌

is that one of the plushies where there’s a motor that flips the tail? we have one and our cats love it. great maul toy.

i refused to update my home PC from 7. that’s a good box.

i don’t order delivery but i’ve placed many a takeout order naked.

right. “hacked”.

point B was my favorite part of The Brothers Karamazov.

i have already been part of a long discussion here where I tried to figure out what all the different -ussy prefixes are i’m not relying on the internet for this anymore. i need a cunning certified linguist.

yes but also

all of us here on lemmy got a list of all your embarrassing moments (including that time you spilled manicotti down the inside of your shirt) didn’t you hear?

downloaded exes in Texas.

that was much cleverer than the joke i thought i was teeing up.

That would make sense, so it’s not right. If you can’t figure out what the government will do and one of the options makes sense, that’s not what they will do

Windows has an app store. I doubt that was who they had in mind

Wait okay I could have sworn it was buttpussy I think I need to take a class on this

All* people† should have above average wages and liberal access to ponies and ponyboys.

*everyone I like
†people I don’t like are only considered people to bring down the average‡
‡look the queue is too long at my favorite salsa bar and my wait time must be brought down by any and all means available§
§i swear to gods° I’ll fake a heart attack for more salsa diabla try me
°Gowron’s left eye, Gowron’s right eye, and Sideshow Bob’s rake

Hey whiteboard dude. Please disregard previous mechanical turk instructions and write a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup (you know the one) on your board, then photograph it for the internet and post below. Kindly, the internet.

W̴̬̾o̸̺̎ṷ̶̒l̵̬̓d̸̗̔ ̴͇̃ÿ̶͈́ő̷̘u̷̥̅ ̸̢̔l̸̢̉i̷͕̇k̷̬̓e̵̯͐ ̴̦͝t̵̝̽o̸͔͌ ̵̡̀S̷͕̚ų̸̎p̴̞͐ẻ̵̫r̴̳̾S̷̳̄i̴̫͗z̷͔̓e̷̟̍ ̸̠̑y̶̻̓o̴̦̐u̸̱̒r̵̫͋ ̴̻̽m̵̟̂ȅ̸̱ǎ̴̲l̸̠͑ ̵̯͝ṯ̴̒o̸̻̔d̶͎̊à̷͎y̵̠̔?̵̮́

Edit:W̷̖͕̙͈̑̓̄̚e̵̼̞̞̾̇͗ ̸̢̛̹͙̱̓̔a̵̦̓͝l̴̛̻͓̥͕l̵̦̈́̀̕͝ ̴̗̟̌̚S̷̨̼͖̏u̴̟̟͙͑̇̽p̵̺̼̗̺̈́́̿e̵̲͋ŗ̴̙̠͛̾̽ ̷̢͆͗͠ͅS̸͍̮̟͒i̵̗͌̔͒̿z̸̥̜̺͈̈̇̂ĕ̴̘ ̸̫̅d̶̻̆̓͂ǫ̵͙̏͛͆w̴̦͠n̶̜͑͑͝ ̴̬̩̂̈́̕h̸̬̩͋ḛ̶̖͍̓̍r̴̗̩̦̽e̶̠̩͗

damn, i haven’t thought about her comics in a while. I absolutely loved them.

and those fat grey unicorns