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My best friend when I fuck a commit up: https://ohshitgit.com/
I didn’t know about the “revert single file” trick either. The rest is a handy reference too, thanks for sharing!
Holy fuck, that’s a long phone number
It is a duplicated repeating error because this clownshow of a website is managed by squirrels and ducks. 1-800-273-8255 would be a valid US number. Doubling 273-8255 is not, but probably vibe coded under management that should be purged by these results.
Hey! Don’t insult ducks like that! This clownshow website would be about 20% better if ducks were involved.
Why not 1800-SUICIDE?
It’s 1-800-APE-TALK
Lmao not willing to do the phone math rn, does that actually fit the numbers?
Yes.
git out --never-come-back
It’s never too late to
git merge --abort!But abortion is murder?!?!?!?!?
🎶 every branch is sacred 🎶
in life you commit to many things. you commit to yourself, to your partner, to happiness, to legacy.
when we die, is that like a push to origin?
when we die, do our commits all go to the big repo in the sky?
is god the maintainer? when you pray is that like a bug report?
so many questions…
Little branch, as our master says: We all have our feature to accomplish. Once our feature is complete, our faith will be up to the maintainer. If you were a well behaved branch, you will be allowed to merge with the master. If you weren’t so, you’ll be deleted and burn In the flames of reflog.
“Proper way to commit after merge conflict” sounds like a robot trying to save a relationship after a bad sex experience
