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I love password based login

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Ageless Linux - Software for Humans of Indeterminate Age

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When your API client is just Excel with a ‘Send Request’ button

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Achievable dreams

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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/lemmyshitpost/p/944907/achievable-dreams

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might be a form of Jevons Paradox

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https://raru.re/@ocean/116214437024389203

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forgive me

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"Modern" problems require modern solutions

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Picture of a floppy disk attached to a fridge door with a magnet labeled: "System restore disk do not erase"
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Go on...

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16562509

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Rust Derangement Syndrome

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Disclaimer: I pretty much don’t like Rust, but most criticism of it boils down to culture war.

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That's the feeling.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/60566856

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Microslop 🤮

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Postman Strikes Again

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Postman teams plan no longer free.

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French programmers be like:

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For all I care this is the funniest joke I’ve ever told

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Just cook the chicken at 600C for 10min

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Convincing

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A meme that says: I wasn’t convinced Claude could really replace me until I watched it trigger fail2ban while configuring fail2ban and lock itself out, just like I would have.

(The meme’s author may be convinced but I am still not, to be clear)

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We'll be launching soon

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How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

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Context

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Means to deceive

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/43600018

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What is this "Contributing"?

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Pride Versioning

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x86 CPU made in CSS

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Sorry, can't do scarves.

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The Enshittificator

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AI slop repository with 8k stars on Github that doesn't even compile

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Can you code with no digits?

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It’s still an experimental work in progress. At least I got the day of the week right this time!

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Surprisingly accurate metaphor, for those who know the show.

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Means to deceive

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What do programmers and dentists have in common?

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(See comments for the punchline)

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ultra casual

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New rule for filesystem developers

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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

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uhn 🥺

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https://gts.apicrim.es/@awoo/statuses/01KJ63PQJVH2MH1F87B0K4VW9T

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Don't grow older than 255 or else it will overflow

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A photo of a cake with 8 candles in a row. The first and fifth candle from the right are lit. The caption reads “Happy 17th Birthday”

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Good job Docker!

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backups

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A social media post by @brankopetric00. "A backup isn't a backup until you have successfully restored from it. Until then, it's just a very expensive file upload called 'Schrödinger's Data'."
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So simple!

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TOML

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The official Introduction to Github page included an AI-generated graphic with the phrase "continvoucly morged" on it, among other mistakes.

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Fuck that guy

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PAST ME <3 WAS A DICK

Coding, documentation, whatever, that guy sucked

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o(1) statistical prime approximation

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https://cosocial.ca/@mhoye/116111505546606451

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rule

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cafe/post/31900851

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Definition

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Responsive Layout

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Average programmers

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A.I. Learns To Play HAPPY WHEELS [19:∞] | Code Bullet

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Morge continvoucly

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This was from official Microslop documentation https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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Doctor Xælong, or: How I learnt to stop worrying and love AI

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Saw this on Lobsters, thought Lemmy might enjoy it.

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OOP is a construct of oppression installed by the burgoise

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Overcome

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Somebody Told Me (The User Provider Should Use An Adaptor To Proxy The Query Factory Builder)

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disliking tech bros ≠ disliking tech

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You hate AI because it is AI. I hate "AI" because it is peddled by snake oil salesman. We are not the same.

Not sure if this is the best community to post in; please let me know if there’s a more appropriate one. AFAIK Aii@programming.dev is meant for news and articles only.

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Need some FREE Advice. From those who have used the Oracle Free Forever Server

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Hi, i am considering moving my project from aws to Oracle free forever server. (They offer 1 server for free forever). I know that they delete the server randomly sometimes. So we might sometimes lose all our data. Here is what i want to know, from those who have previously used Oracle Free Forever server:

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POV: You maintain a JS library that 80% of modern web infrastructure uses as a dependency.

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Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence

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Is Windows FOSS now?

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https://zomglol.wtf/@jamie/116059523957674208

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Well. That escalated quickly

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DIY

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Companies should be glad, that other people are helping them with their offsite backup

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Password123!

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OOP at home:

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if 1: return True

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Soy 0 got truthmogged by chad 1 😎

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With great power...ignorance is bliss?

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A Mastodon post: "Digging through my phone for a picture and found this". An image on the left depicts: "A Chinese woman discovers she's been using a hand grenade as a hammer for last 20 years." An image on the right is an awkardly shifty-eyed monkey puppet with the caption "C++ engineers."

EDIT: I see some comments saying the Mastodon post didn’t add anything to it. I agree!

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In conclusion: Magic DNS

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Charlotte's web could be made with a bunch of strings

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Here are some bad puns that are to do with data types. I’m sorry. Comment down some of your own concoctions!

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This is a joke about HolyC

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Alt text:

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cables

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FCKGW-

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Legendary Microsoft developer reveals the true story behind the most famous product activation key of all time — infamous Windows XP ‘FCKGW’ licensing key was actually ‘a disastrous leak’

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I'm In Danger!

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[Image of a book from O'Reilly with the title: Vibe Coding. I'm a Developer Now. Followed by an image of Ralph Wiggim at a laptop.]
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Fast-paced and exciting environment

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Am I also an animal trafficer if I import polars?

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Real Struggle 😔

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/63140296

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ed posting

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https://bsd.network/@ed1conf/116001607814914844

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cobol post

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COBOL joke from 1999:

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cobol post

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COBOL joke from 1999:

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Sometimes my code is like this....

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The Epstein Files include a copy of the Bash manual

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It’s probably there just because it was one of the many files preinstalled on one of Epstein’s computers that the FBI nabbed. Still funny.

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Someone got tired of hallucinated reports

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Text in image:

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Jungle

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Python vs. Java

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Early access

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OpenChaos.dev — Democracy in Code, Until Vercel Saved the Blank Page

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OpenChaos.dev is an experiment where the most upvoted pull request gets merged every day. Today’s winning PR added a 1.337% chance of serving a blank page. And Vercel, doing exactly what it’s supposed to do, cached it. So a probabilistic failure became a permanent outage.

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Me, after carefully reading Rust's ownership and borrow checker rules

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Silence, AI. 'tis the age of man

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Image of Revolver Ocelot in MGS 3 holding 2 revolvers. Caption: "Me on my way to boot my PC to remind AI that it is man who is made in Gods image"
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I still haven't figured out how to do this

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/42401713

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‘Persistent ASW Sense (ISR) as a Service’ is real

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a.k.a. Surveillance as a Service

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Senior devs...

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Selling watermelons by day, chip design by night

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Kitty I.T.

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Do you prefer fluffy UI over Liquid Glass?

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cross-posted from: https://lemdro.id/post/35512041

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look at this junk!

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Virgin Framework vs Chad ThinkPad

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Vibe-Coded 'Sicarii' Ransomware Can't Be Decrypted

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Regarding Sicarii’s broken decryption process, researchers said that “during execution, the malware regenerates a new RSA key pair locally, uses the newly generated key material for encryption, and then discards the private key.”

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why?

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I love it

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Dev creates astrology-powered CPU scheduler for Linux, makes decisions based on planetary positions and zodiac signs — sched_ext framework informed by lunar phases, cosmic weather reports, and dynamic

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True story that might have happened today

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Top text: When you read the documentation and discover that Copilot hallucinated all the config values for the project you're working on (a coworker "did" it). Bottom image: dog making horrified face
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AI migrating svg icons to a different icon set

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Broken icon named PersonAdd, where the head is leaning heavily and a plus i placed on the chest. The person looks like they're dying.
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Lavalamp too hot

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Beautiful But Deadly

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she was beautiful, like code the compiles on the first try but also you just knew that there was something deeply wrong with her, like code that compiles on the first try.
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Weird Al's advice to a fan

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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/post/806111

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Week 3: OpenChaos - A PR hid vote manipulation in plain sight

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OpenChaos is a repo where anyone submits a PR, the community votes with GitHub reactions, and the most-voted PR gets merged

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All money probably went into NVIDIA GPUs

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Context: * OpenAI bragging about their Postgres servers * Postgres Sponsors

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