Fixed it for you :)

It, like OP, doesn’t know how, but isn’t gonna admit that

Bradford had similar wins when they installed their clean air zone.

It’s almost as if this works reliably… 🤔

Yup, it’s happened to me a couple of times this week alone. It’s getting silly.

You can get a toilet bidet attachment that turns your toilet into a washlet. Get a good one with front and back settings, and you don’t have to wipe the front either.

They’re already doing that around here. A new build housing estate that’s barely been up three months already has homes for sale for about £50k more than they were new.

Yeah, according to that graph a human (on foot) is beaten only by salmon, horse, jet transport, and… humans b/w pedal power.

We’re never gonna beat salmon, they’re pretty much the ideal swimmers. We’re also never gonna beat horses, they’re superb.

I guess all that’s left is jetpacks /j

“Velomobile”… one of those might solve literally all the reasons I currently need a car if it can hold enough luggage.

I’ve got girls girls girls at home, tell me more about these fish

Actually I’ve since learned that it’s because imgur was collecting kids’ private data, and decided to block the UK rather than stop.

Today I learned Pi is exactly 3.140

/j

does it really help to simply stay next to my colleague, letting her do the talking while I do nothing but looking at the karen in the eye?

Yes. It really does. Makes them feel like they aren’t facing this alone.

what if, each time the karen opens her mouth I repeat ‘calm down’ ad nauseam till she either tires, shuts up or walks away?

Bad idea. That’s what we call “escalation”. You don’t want to do that.

what do you say or do to support your coworkers while they’re being verbally abused that somewhat defuses the situation?

Give them a way out. If there’s a phone on their desk, call them. If there’s a tannoy, make a call that they’re urgently needed in another room. If there’s neither, go in another room and yell their name like you need help, from where you can’t be seen.

what if I have to do this with a man and it gets physical?

Don’t start the fight. Defend yourself. And try to leave the situation as soon as you can.

I’m as guilty as the first aggressor.

Not true. You are entitled to defend yourself and escape the situation.

Holy fuck, that’s a long phone number

Yes

…now I think about it, I don’t know why I even asked, there’s always one who’s stupid enough to do ANYthing.

Hold up, are people really stupid enough to send classified documents over fucking Discord?

Picture isn’t loading for me?

By this logic, the pricing terminal with its small portable screen makes me super-duper CEO of all supermarkets in the world /j