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cm0002@lemdro.id to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 days ago

When you screw up git

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When you screw up git

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cm0002@lemdro.id to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 days ago
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    My best friend when I fuck a commit up: https://ohshitgit.com/

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      I didn’t know about the “revert single file” trick either. The rest is a handy reference too, thanks for sharing!

  • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Holy fuck, that’s a long phone number

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      It is a duplicated repeating error because this clownshow of a website is managed by squirrels and ducks. 1-800-273-8255 would be a valid US number. Doubling 273-8255 is not, but probably vibe coded under management that should be purged by these results.

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        Hey! Don’t insult ducks like that! This clownshow website would be about 20% better if ducks were involved.

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        Why not 1800-SUICIDE?

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          It’s 1-800-APE-TALK

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            Lmao not willing to do the phone math rn, does that actually fit the numbers?

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              Yes.

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    It’s never too late to git merge --abort!

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      But abortion is murder?!?!?!?!?

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        🎶 every branch is sacred 🎶

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    git out --never-come-back

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