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Because they’re in-sects.
Some day I hope to be a bouillonaire
“Mmmm, bar tender!”
It turns out she suffers from my grains….
I thought I would at least get a Snicker
And I was like, “Well, damn.”
Hole Foods!
Then I had a change of heart
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Pillow cases!
A calcunow!
When she found out she hit the roof….
I think there’s a Ghost of a Chance.
They can only draw blood!
He was squaring in the house of God.
The Dead Sea!
Grrraiinnnns!
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song but chickpeas can only humus one.
They’re afraid to unwind!
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It dampens their spirits!
One day I hope to be good at it.
A poultrygeist!
Scare-spray!
Watch out for the reaper cushions!
Spelling!
it’s grate!
The bike was just too tired.
A Himhe bar!
Sometimes this is a tankless job.
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