I had a contract that went unrenewed for no reason after I turned down the advances of the boss’s wife (she was a hot mess)

Commando style

For laundering money

BLUE cities, you mean.

No healthcare. No education. No end to inflation. This is the Republican government

My company has this horrid fascination with the CEO, almost like a cult.

Usually potato, egg, cheese, and a protein (e.g. chicken, sausage, beef, beans, etc.)

My group is paid by contracts. We are paid enough to fund 5 people, but only employ 3. When we asked about adding a head to ease the word, our asshole director said to use more AI. This shit is only going to get worse

And my mother wonders why I’m agnostic

Just like RHCP

Old people have all the money, so they own politicians. They want people who are pliable and know the game, so you get these rigid shitpuppets who never go away

OAN there licking boots

“Liu Kang” (the character’s name) sounds like “looking”

I was going to say… Cincinnati chili spaghetti might work in a taco

Maybe we should start a TikTok trend of overthrowing governments to get their attention

*censor

I’ve seen this joke 4 times yesterday

There’s a reason Trump only hires bimbos

Of course it’s adult themed, they’re not wearing any clothes!