Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoWhy do melons have weddings?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareWhy do melons have weddings?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agoI trained my dog to bring me a glass of wine on command....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareI trained my dog to bring me a glass of wine on command....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agoWhy do ghosts speak Latin?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareWhy do ghosts speak Latin?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-211 days agoWhy did my coffee taste like dirt?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy did my coffee taste like dirt?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-211 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agoI'd like a career cleaning mirrors...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI'd like a career cleaning mirrors...plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agoHow many stormtroopers does it take to change a light bulb?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareHow many stormtroopers does it take to change a light bulb?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agoI went to a silent auction the other day......plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI went to a silent auction the other day......plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-215 days agoI gave a list to my handyman the other day, but he only did numbers 1, 3 and 5plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI gave a list to my handyman the other day, but he only did numbers 1, 3 and 5plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-215 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agoI had a quiet game of tennis yesterday.....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI had a quiet game of tennis yesterday.....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agoWhere do pumpkins have their meetings?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhere do pumpkins have their meetings?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days agoI tried to start a professional Hide and Seek league.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI tried to start a professional Hide and Seek league.plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 days agoI started a band called 999 megabytes...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI started a band called 999 megabytes...plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agoDid I ever tell you the story about the time I went mushroom hunting?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDid I ever tell you the story about the time I went mushroom hunting?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days agoI tried calling the tinnitus hotline....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI tried calling the tinnitus hotline....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days agoDid you hear about the beaver that was caught holding giant logs in the river?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDid you hear about the beaver that was caught holding giant logs in the river?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agoDid you know if you turn a canoe over you can wear it on your head?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDid you know if you turn a canoe over you can wear it on your head?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agoI got kicked out of the park the other day for organizing the squirrels by height....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI got kicked out of the park the other day for organizing the squirrels by height....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to PC Master Race@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 months agoLooking for a workaround.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareLooking for a workaround.plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to PC Master Race@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
