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Why do melons have weddings?

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Why do melons have weddings?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

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Because they cantaloupe!

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Reminds me of this old video I loved as a kid I finally understood as an adult https://youtu.be/aPCOfuXYRhs?t=7m44s

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