200 weapons! Ah!

200 mall ninja weapons. And if you have that many sorts of weapons, you’re not proficient with any of them.

And that “assault rifle” is a joke. Wish they had finished it. At least one of them would have his hands or face blown off.

Guns for sure. I’m a very amateur gunsmith and love ordering crappy used guns online and fixing them up. Stretches the limits of my mechanical, restoration and craft abilities.

Depends on the community I guess. It’s not a red state thing as I’m in one and it’s hit or miss whether you’ll see guns in Walmart.

My Walmart sells guns. The one closest to my kid’s in Arkansas does too.

Was trying to figure out how to answer the question and you nailed it. Even had 2012 in mind. Armageddon is a favorite.

Porkie’s likely hits all those buttons! LOL, or Nerds.

I was a cable guy in Tulsa, OK. Those people are nuts for gates, never been anywhere like it. Yeah, I could get in anywhere.

There was one hood where the security guard chased me, on foot, to my customer’s house. :) When I was leaving, I could see through another house’s backyard to the Circle-K parking lot. Not even a chain link fence, just walk in.

Plus, it’s a pretty funny post. I have never in life seen or heard of this practice.

I… have no arguments to propose. Guess this is what we’re doing now.

The internet ruined my mind 20-years ago. It’s a strap-on dildo. <engage browser anonymous mode, engage VPN, time to get to work>

play in the cylinder along the axis of the cylinder pin

Got me in the zone! Testing today and the cylinder pin wasn’t seating tight. Tried to tighten the release button, already tight, seemed good for a minute.

Fired 6 rounds, but it got sticky. Same issue, but not as bad. Too tired to mess with it more tonight, but the cylinder is indeed moving forward on the cylinder pin axis.

You are now my rubber duck.

Today, the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone as a 65-year-old man. Our girls are hitting puberty six years early, and that’s bad, but also our parents aren’t having children.

Let’s practice some critical thinking. Join me!

Teens have half the sperm count of a senior citizen? I’d maybe believe they’re equivalent? Maybe? He’s getting this from dropping teen pregnancy rates.

Teens have half the testosterone of a senior citizen? Boolshit on it’s face. So senior men are more aggressive, more horny, stronger and hairier than teens? Stronger bones too! Also, seniors have more zits. Are you teen boys even trying any more?!

Parents aren’t having children. OK. I’ll let the audience stew on that one a minute.

We are below replacement right now. That is a national security threat to our country…

True! Not so much a security threat as an economic threat, maybe the same difference? So what’s the solution? Kick out the foreigners? Hey yo, Japan! How that working out?

Money says these idiots do what Russia did about their shrinking birth rates. National holiday to stay home and fuck for the Motherland! (Not even joking here.)

They’re reptiles. “Their vision is based on movement!” Flag wasn’t moving. Invisible.

Whole idea behind camouflage is that it breaks up outlines, blends into the background. This flag is the diametric, literally and figuratively, opposite of that.

No, they just need a soundbite for Fox News. Stunning how easy it is.

“Yeah, heard that story. Some libtard planted that Nazi flag.”

Fox won’t come out and state it was planted, they just plant the idea in their viewer’s minds and away we go.

I see the same sort of unquestioning belief on lemmy every day. But oh my fuck are liberals harder to brainwash than conservatives. If you see some boolshit on here, at least someone questions it in the comments. Goose steppers fall in line, no questions, and no questions allowed.

Hadn’t considered that! I’m already middle-aged with two small children, too late for me.

Yeah, but you can grab it by the throat and falcon punch it. They’re only scary until you realize it’s just flapping and pecking and making hella noise, with no real way to make you bleed.

Nope. Among many other comms, those always fail to allow my posts. Firefox/Windows/PC. ?

So, when do his handlers pull the plug on letting him speak in public? They know how bad off he is and have got to be shitting bricks.

Dementia patients can go for years. I cannot imagine the plans behind the scenes. They know once he’s gone the whole cult collapses. Every shit thing he’s done will be blamed on Vance. Then what?

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