And keep a tow truck on call until the rules stick.

You don’t need evidence, he’s said as much several times in public.

Hey kid, ever wanted to be in a Junji Ito manga?

I think it’s lovely

Pernicious Muffler?

Cool, can we make it the CEO?

I’ve seen this meme a billion times and never realized his shirt said “music⚡band”

She would def be one of those cards that only does bad things to you because you’re supposed to give control of it to your opponent somehow.

the goat is also a Nazi billionaire.

I fully expect him to actually bolt tits onto the statue. Over the robe.

jr devs … AI slop… same code review over and over…time…slipping

They pay people to find the bugs and then ignore them!!

10 Get told to stop working on whatever I’m working on, some tech debt just became tech foreclosure.

20 Some new problem is now problem number 1

30 Get about 70% done fixing the problem (it’s functional but ugly, just need to wrap up this mess so it doesn’t become tech debt…)

40 GOTO 10

Maybe trump should lock himself in a shipping container and drop it into the Marianas Trench.

Well Jake the dog always said:

But with some hobbies, the thing you get good at is being poor.

It would still be called Imagine Dragons because dragons are awesome, and no dragon born would ever disagree

don’t let the Republicans off the hook like that. It wasn’t “they”, it was literally the guy we have right now, and all the same cronies, they just had different faces.

That’s not how the national debt works or ever worked. Every time someone tried to pay it off it was a massive disaster. Clinton’s administration managed to pass a balanced budget that had many tangible benefits and some disputed downsides, but bush easily destroyed that when he took office. FYI, the balanced budget under Clinton was the last time, and only the second time ever, that had been done. Oh, and they did it by raising taxes on the rich and cutting defense spending. Imagine that

https://factually.co/fact-checks/politics/clinton-administration-budget-balance-dd9c9f

That sucks. I love when my players rp something terrible but roll great.

player: "I seduce the kobold bartender by telling her I like the thickness of her musk?

:: 20+8 in cha bonuses ::

Dm: "She drops the glass mug she was washing, staring into your eyes with a startled expression on her face. She doesn’t react to the loud shattering of the glass as it hits the floor, she only leans in close and says breathing into your ear as a sharp claw caresses your cheek right under your eye. ‘No ones ever talked to me like that before. follow me to my bedroom’

dm: roll a perception check

:: 2 , no bonuses ::

You believe every word she says and follow her up the stairs.

Then just let them imagine the worst and decide what happens next session

When the DM makes that face, they already know that outcome. The rest is just for fun.