Give him treats to earn his trust

You think you have defeated it. But then the attack comes. Not from the front, from the sides.

Holy shit

Wow I didn’t know that

Colour of the ocean. You know, the place with which coconuts are commonly associated.

Innit?

We will not back down. We will not cower in fear. We will double down.

How does selling the house fit into this?

Not a joke.

The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Mr. Kennedy said in the deposition.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html

Ñō yõú

The worm died of starvation.

What a tragedy

Most satisfying words to type: ‘As I’ve already stated in my previous email’

Regal af

Now you’ve jinxed it.

Fine. Let’s hike naked!

Even selling feet pics isn’t easy

Oh ok I thought this was some new slang on them interwebz

Neckussy

- George Wanking Bush

many of them are white smart

Tf is ‘white smart’?