Me protecting my woman
To be fair, you wouldn’t stand a chance against a cobra chicken.
A chicken would probably fuck me up. I have things to live for. The chicken doesn’t.
I wouldn’t stand a chance against a silkie chicken
I doubt a man could defeat a Dino, even if they existed at the same time
Depends on the dinosaur. A spinosaurus would just eat me, but I could beat up a velociraptor.
ha, no way you could defeat a velociraptor
A movie one, no. A real one, yes. They were about 40 pounds.
I definitely wouldn’t be happy about it if I were unarmed, but it’s basically a particularly ferocious goose. A baseball bat would be enough to give me a decent chance at leaving more or less unscathed.
You think you have defeated it. But then the attack comes. Not from the front, from the sides.
Clever girl.
1 maybe. They traveled in gaggles though.
Real velociraptor was basically a turkey. The movie ones are closer to Utah raptor.
Yeah, but like a four foot turkey with sharp teeth and talons. I’m not sure I win that fight.
Like, I’m pretty sure I could beat up a 10 year old kid. That’s about the size (if not the strength) of a velociraptor. But if that kid is all coked up, has kitchen knives in each hand and a football helmet with razors on the face mask, I’m not nearly as confident. Then if there’s a second one waiting to attack from the flank, then fuck that.
Anyone could very easily defeat a dinosaur. You can even go and do it today, many of them are weak as fuck with hollow bones.
Come to Australia and say that
Jesus knew to befriend dinosaurs and ride them.
Jesus loved that Yiff.
Big if true
. …. Yeah prime shitpost!
Congrats, I suggest you get your knuckles off the ground.
