Playing dumb. Joke’s on them, I’m only playing 3/4 of the time.

You heard it here, folks. This guy wants to FIGHT spiders that his wife is FRIENDS with. Reflect a little, man. Learn to be more like a bear. Enjoy a little honey. Go berry picking. Eat your children to expedite your wife’s estrus.

That’s dangerous information to freely put out into the world, jr… As an atheist, the only reasonable thing to do is to craft a fluoride knife and use it to strike down god. I’ll come out correct, one way or another.

I noticed it a few months ago. It feels like a sudden, inorganic shift. Either all the good people have trickled off to a better basin, or someone or something has influenced Lemmy users

And that’s why women are more comfortable around bears, because they’re considerate of spiders. Reflect on your mistakes, human men

No, the pdf was also just a picture of a document and transparency hadn’t yet been invented

This is a fairly subjective question. But I’d use it to become the greatest day trader in history. 24.01 hours ago, purchase contracts and stop losses on exceptionally leveraged positions. Worst case scenario, I 0 my account, which holds only as much money as I’m willing to lose. Best case scenario, I earn several times my initial investment. Effectively, I’ve doubled my chances. Even the worst trader in the world would earn reasonable money with a “double or nothing” on an account they already know will turn to nothing.

The illusion of the US is over. They aren’t even bothering to pretend anymore

Well yes, I used hyperbole to make a point about foods that are actively killing your people, and you became irate. Remind me never to show you my fishing pictures

You speak as though I’ve personally offended you. You’re not you when you’re hungry. Grab a snickers, a candy bar that sends my gut tumbling

This really doesn’t speak to quality or satisfaction. If they accidentally drowned their own child, they’d call it god’s plan.

I’m not sure how people can eat the sorts of food that largely lead to obesity. Most foods taste revoltingly sweet to me. You can’t even purchase plain shredded frozen potatoes in the US, as every brand adds sugar. I don’t even enjoy cooking fresh food, it’s just the only thing I can stomach

I forgot that he exists. I’d like to return to that state

It’s official, god is woke