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    3 hours ago

    I misread that as ‘Florida’ the first time around and thought “Hell of a claim, but it makes sense…”

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    8 hours ago

    Why is God being invoked in ANY discussion of governmental policy? God is totally irrelevant to any government policy.

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    9 hours ago

    This is why aliens don’t stop to communicate with us. They see what kind of trash we’re producing as a species and letting rise to the top of our social structures and they just move on to the next solar system.

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      Douglas Adams was right about the hyperspace bypass, it just goes around us rather than through our system. Earth is the galactic equivalent of a shitty racist map dot town in Arkansas

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      8 hours ago

      Or maybe nobody ever makes it to interstellar travel. They always end up destroying themselves first, like we’re currently busy doing.

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        5 hours ago

        This is probably it. I’m sure greed is a thing with all sentient beings and greed always leads to destruction.

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          It’s highly suspicious that we can’t see ANY evidence of an interstellar civilization considering how far we can see. Over 13 billion years, and nobody in visible range is flying big ships around or anything? I’ve no doubt intelligent life is out there, but SOMETHING seems to be keeping all of it from doing a Star Trek.

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    11 hours ago

    Ah yes the all powerful all knowing god thwarted by an atom he created. Guess we have the answer to the “could got create a stone heavy he couldn’t lift” paradox

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    12 hours ago

    If MAGA is any indication, being connected to Yahweh’s wi-fi is a horrific thing that destroys body and soul. Give me the fluoride.

  • friend_of_satan@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Haha, I’m literally loling over here. Fucking delusional, asinine bullshit. I can’t believe these people are in charge.

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      11 hours ago

      50% of Americans are delusional religious nuts, not unexpected they would become our leaders. It’s very sad to see, religion really harms society.

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        9 hours ago

        Religion is the single most regressive thing to ever happen to our species. We’d be so much more advanced by now if it never existed.

  • Gary Ghost@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Anything this guy says is bullshit, I’ll do the opposite of whatever he says, after all I am just as much of a doctor as he is.

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      9 hours ago

      You’re probably more of a doctor than him, because at least you have Critical Thinking Skills. Either this fool doesn’t have any, or he’s just being purposefully evil, or both, which is most likely.

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    18 hours ago

    So whenever you see someone with a lot of teeth missing and the ones still there yellow and brown, you know they are connected to God. All people in heaven have bad teeth. Wait a minute… Is England heaven?

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        11 hours ago

        Oh man that’s horrifying. The diagram pictures eeesh! Not to mention how shady it is to just hit up some foreign account over Instagram for something so potentially dangerous to your health.

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        14 hours ago

        Ah, the Hollywood anchorman smile, or cheap car salesman smile. Creepy AF.

        In Dutch there’s a saying “wie mooi wil gaan moet pijn doorstaan”, translated “who wants to go pretty needs to endure pain”. But these days with all the botox, bleaching, fillers, lifters, etc it’s more like “endure pain to become a plastic toxic nightmare”.

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          13 hours ago

          It used to mean that for getting buff or just some hair removal. But yeah. Body dismorphia is actively promoted because it makes money.

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            12 hours ago

            Yeah the marketing ghouls have worked out that making people feel scared, angry, and sad means they’re more likely to impulsively pay for stuff they don’t need in a panic or out of desperation.

            Funny thing is it used to be trying to get the consumer into a happy and relaxed state so they felt they could depart with some of their disposable income to “treat themselves”.

            Now that more consumers don’t have disposable income, they’re leaning more heavily into preying on insecurities and fears.

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    24 hours ago

    IF there is a chemical that “disconnects” you from GOD, then there must ALSO be a chemical that “connects” you to GOD.

    LSD?

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    23 hours ago

    I’ve always enjoyed how God is simultaneously portrayed as all-powerful and all-knowing, yet extremely fragile and petty. There’s the “wrong” kind of relationship, heavy metal, now fluoride, and the list goes on.

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      9 hours ago

      That reminds me of the fascist playbook, where the enemy is both strong and weak.

      Maybe we should just call it the “lying to control others” playbook.