“Here’s the church,
here’s the steeple…”
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Cake day: October 11th, 2025
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41·1 day agoYou’ve met my ex?
23·4 days agoI tell people I use lemmy (piefed isn’t quite there for me, just yet) and mastodon. That’s it, I just tell them. The rest is up to them.
If anyone were to ask, I’d suggest blocking .ml, assuming it isn’t already.
271·4 days agoThey all work, they just omit the final step from the instructions:
WIPE HANDS ON PANTS
7·5 days agoRuses should be hanged!
31·5 days agoThat was painful but worth it.
11·5 days agoDamn, that was my only guess!
Never going again, like many. Even the quieter folk: just ask around…
Yes.
I change accounts far more often now.
Mid 1970s, I was 18 years old and driving a Pepsi delivery truck, fully loaded. Three-on-the-tree transmission and tarps over the truck’s loading bays.
Made a left turn too quickly and too sharply, and dumped 200 cases of cans all over the road.
That was it for my pop delivery career.
I tried shaving my asshole but he ran away and never came back.
It’s a prerequisite.
Arizona is weird like that. Sometimes they’re California, the rest of the time they’re Florida.
Purchase a Pocket Poop Knife.
Those pictures taste the same.
Anecdotal evidence rules! Everyone posting here is alive!
The estimated 420,000 folks who die annually from improper food and water handling refuse to post!!!
Great stuff!
Seahorse (See horse) Sawhorse