The problem is with “commuter trains”, with their service patterns loaded for large numbers of trips between dormitory suburbs and the CBD at peak hours and minimal or no service otherwise.

I thought it was a sugar spoon with a faceted bowl

I’ll just wait for the bus to 127.0.0.1

Ah yes, Elon Musk, who’s famed for the quality of his tunnels

The runcible one (1)

Gandongas

According to Swift, eras just became personalised, and rather than everyone entering a new one every ten years, you enter one after a breakup when you change your hairstyle.

Is she sadistic enough to hold her own against the big beasts of the party, though? She may be a toxic narcissist, but this is the big league and the performative puppy-killers and AR15 family photo people couldn’t eat her for lunch if she doesn’t bring her game.

What else could you expect from a country whose main tradition is seeing how many Cadbury’s Creme Eggs one can fit up one’s bum.

The Israeli spyware industry didn’t have anything suitable?

You know for a fact that the Trump Lady Liberty will look a lot sexier than the old one. She’ll look like a possibly trafficked Eastern European “fashion model” and leave little to the imagination. Which will trigger some liberals and radical leftists, but Trump’s fine with that.

Health insurance plans to offer porn subscriptions

In a neoliberal society, having some human cashiers for the lonely people to have a natter to about their aches and grandkids while they ring up their groceries is as much human contact as one can ask for. This isn’t Communist 1970s Sweden, where the government employed social workers whose job was to check in on lonely old people.

OK boomer.

They invented the Cybertruck?

Grandmaster Flash, “The Message” (though that’s more about keeping your head just about above water)

In the Marxist historical-materialist sense of the term, presumably

By some accounts, the winner is a Trumpist who happens to be a Latina. If so, that’s some quality trolling on the part of the committee.

My First Nightmare Fuel

She, of course, never had a chance. The prize was rigged from the start because of Norway’s notorious antisemitism