You know you’re in your bed, and so that’s what your brain puts you in. You’re close enough to awake that you have awareness you don’t usually have while asleep, but the muscle blocking your brain does to stop you actually moving your body when you move in your dreams is still active. It’s a weird kind of hybrid state.

so, instead of trying to move, I try to wake up.

Ofc, we could be experiencing things differently and thus I could be spewing bullshit for you, but I hope this might be helpful. Idk

The reason you can’t move is because you’re still actually asleep. What works for me is continually trying to jolt myself awake

Nope, definitely not safe. Honestly I just stay away from glass toys entirely. Silicone plugs are a lot nicer anyways.

Using sex toys anally/anal sex toys

My record is a 9 inch circumference

Had an asshole roll coal on us while they drove by

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE NEIGHBOR BLOWING LEAVES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I go to the basement and work on jewellery

As someone with a lot of experience shaving body hair, if you do it regularly it’s fine. If you do it every once in a while, that’s where it gets itchy. Tbh armpits get the itchiest regrowth, for me anyway.

Tbh I love my foreakin, it’s fun to play with and overall just enhances the penis having experience. 10/10 would recommend

Butthole

Only in that they happened before my life fell apart several months ago and they’re about the only interesting things about me I could come up with

I ran over 1000 miles in 2023! I’ve taken an 8.5" circumference toy anally!