Aren’t those cages kind of like reverse aquariums?

Stay inside in your nice sterile house if nature is too scary.

The problem is also with the fact that when there’s no leaves, bugs and other small animals have nowhere to stay over the winter or lay their eggs.

How about not having lawns in the first place?

Oh no! Are there completely harmless animals outside?! How scary!

‘Cleaning’ leaves is stupid as hell anyway.

Yeah, I’d recommend getting just one small ghost at first. Once it has established a haunting ecosystem in the hotel, wild ghosts will start to migrate there.

Just how I like 'em.

The computer kind or the silly-looking tiny kind? Inquiring minds want to know.

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How about “puck”?

So, does that mean that you have no issue with a religious person who does not use their religion to excuse hate or violence?