Shut up and tell absofukinglutely no one about it, then I would work out a way to secretly siphon it off to people I like.

And Italians hands constantly look like claws.

Well, change that to a big dollop of 7.

A mixture of 5 and 8, with a dash of 7 on top.

DUN, DUN DUN DUN!

This gave me a good hearty laugh. Thankyou.

Phew, that was easy. Cheers for saving the day!

I prefer mine in powdered form.

I’m a dumbass, what did ya expect?

I taught you to be dumbasses, not to be dumb as fuck.

Who do you think taught America to be dumb AF?

And a decent lawyer, people always forget that part, it’s the most important part.

Cheers, I like to stare at it to see if I can hypnotise myself like the dad in Pete and Pete.

Shilkan Jolkoy

I dunno, no one’s told me yet.

Vlad: Hey I’ve solved our pile of rotting heads problem.

Must be fun being able to say crazy shit and have news articles written about it.

Push back? Ohhhh you mean the downvotes and shit, nah it was always a joke, I make shitty jokes, sometimes they land, sometimes it pisses off a bunch of random people online and today it pissed off a bunch of people online.

Hahah, yeah.

Nice!