This would definitely be magic or some sort of supernatural event on par with a god, and gods laugh at paradoxes.

Your presentation is on point, but your gnocchi looks like grubs.

I don’t think I could eat this.

Note: Only use this trick with affirmative consent.

They finally made a pill that replicates the side effects of my physical appearance.

Go somewhere outside of your home where you can be comfortable. Only go to that place when you’re studying.

I’d be surprised if there wasn’t an FFMPEG command to run in PowerShell to automatically convert all of them.

She could do an excellent Aloy cosplay from Horizon Zero Dawn.

Which is such bullshit because I remember reading in the early 2000s that the Catholic Church had over $4 trillion in assets, they could afford to settle all of their claims for a fraction of that, a very small fraction of that, less than 1% of that.