Can I unsee that?

Inside the DM is smiling, knowing they got the joke. Also knowing that if the party knew half the puns they would be sick of it

The one that hits us in self hosted is https://auth.docker.io/

Hell, ask your boss if you can expense the headphones because of the other guy. Make it a cost problem.

Hello, I am woke scientist, please import me and family.

We need like bbq cookout protests.

My only advice is to give yourself dailies that you actually want to work on, not things you should be doing. Put those in habits until you want to work on them.

Tasks are for bigger, one off projects like “decorate for Halloween”. … Which reminds me

It’s going well. We’re in the mid 20s for level, and I get reminded to have fun. (I had to add a daily of “do something fun”. I found that I was being over stretched and stressed out, this makes me actively like part of my day.)

Yeah, how else are they going to play flappy bird?

Well now I’m going to have to watch season 1 of Sanctuary…

Not my little pony: friendship is magic?

Edit: after scrolling down, others got to it first.

That might be, but my brain thought it was 10,000 dollars, or 0.01 million. I blame the language

I was hoping for qwop, I’m pleasantly surprised

I think you mean hecto millionaire. (Centi sounds wrong to me for 100 million, more like centimeter)

Yeah, that person complains when cashiers get a seat. I wish them wet socks until they change their ways (and wet slippery sandals if they don’t wear socks)

Noem in the back breathing heavily at hearing about a dog

These are the people who, when they were kids, would tease, tournament and bully other kids, but the moment there was any sort of pushback they would cry to the nearest adult.

Edit: not the veterans

So it’s not a challenge for a rich person to extrude camels through eyes of needles?

Over here it’s “you owe us $55 for 1 Internet, another $10 for your modem rental, $5 distribution fees, $9 local surcharge and $10 e-bill fee”. (Note there there is also a $12 paper bill fee if you don’t want the e-bill)

I’m releasing a minotaur in IKEA, I have no idea what you mean by this meme.