Do we need to bust out the Brennan speech again?

The greatest enemy ever created is the albino red dragon. Everyone minmaxes in the wrong direction for that guy.

I wanna run an adventure where a dragon secretly runs a bank, and nobody can tell because it acts exactly like every other banker.

In law enforcement hell, they have to testify against someone they falsely arrested to a fair and reasonable judge, and every lie they try to tell manifests as physical black sludge that sears their throat as they speak.

…Fuck, I’m gonna have to come up with a new one shot now.

Okay, this campaign is gonna be a dark and sinister urban adventure, so law enforcement is corrupt and doing evil things.

Okay, this is a swashbuckling tale, a la Robin Hood against the Sheriff of Nottingham, so law enforcement is corrupt and doing evil things.

Okay, this is basically a noir detective style adventure, so law enforcement is corrupt and doing evil things.

Okay, I noticed I keep making law enforcement evil, so I’m gonna do a one shot set in hell. There’s no civilisation or human NPCs, so law enforcement isn’t even here. The year is 1312…

I think we can agree that this was a very awkward delivery.