Gouging my eyes out with a vast ecosystem of hot needles

Disagree. They’re even further right.

Gouging my eyes out with hot needles

Yes

They are surprisingly monstrous.

And get rid of that big dildo fucking the skyline.

How much is thirty dollars Schrute bucks?

Bullshit, I have much worse posture when crammed into a tiny airplane seat

How much is sixty dollars bucks in USD?

Honk honk baby, make it hurt so good

Yes, many people have objectively false opinions.

There was a time when we browsers just rendered hypertext, which is markup, not a program.

At the very least, America lost.

All modern websites just serve JS applications now, so wouldn’t this simply apply to the entire web?

Just put this guy in a home already. This is torturing everybody.

That’s all part of writing it. Typing gibberish you don’t understand or that doesn’t work doesn’t count.

I prefer writing code that works and not wasting time with the bullshit generator

If you drew smiley faces on vegetables, vegans would starve to death

No one nothing?

“We’re not making up new words, we’re just redefining old ones!”