Ricky Rigatoni

Do I look pretty in this costume, Mr. Krabs?

It always is.

It’s not even a fucking rpg since everything is a diceroll. It’s like pen and paper progress quest.

Cyberzombies is always a fun thing.

This doesn’t sound like a post an adult with actual life experience would make. What grade are you in?

No you don’t. I do. For everyone. And nobody is allowed to like things I don’t like.

Being there, probably.

Come on. They’re not people until they’re 23.

I’d grow stubble back at the end of the day.

That’s… normal? Do you know the term “five o’clock shadow”?

!drink@water.now

I can already call OP’s mom whenever I want so…

Rats make you cum?

misusing a modern Icelandic (and old Scandinavian) character in modern English text

It was also used in Old English from 900~1300. Sometimes we just want to return English to how it was before the French ruined it.

Þat was pretty good.

As a GNU Plus Linux User™☝️🤓, all I need to do is use my compose key and type th to type þ.

This describes most of his movies. Good build up to the mystery with a payoff so bad it retroactively makes everything before it worse.

how would it know if the time wasn’t correct

If there’s going to be a background story, why not make it multiple choice?

Abyss

How much for 2 minutes?