MY LAWYER!

Great ideas for solutions, you’re a genius! Way to go, champ.

Good luck! You’re really making a difference posting garbage online!

Wha do you reckon Americans do? They’re fucked no matter what. You can condescend all you want but you have just as much power as they do to help them: None

One of our cats had the same thing happen. Both times with paper bags. He made a huge mess of our room the first time it happened. It’s years later and if he’s doing something he shouldn’t be, I crinkle a plastic bag softly and he runs away.

I was really hoping he’d try to refute these points because they’re excellent but I feel like he’s gonna ghost at this point

Nick Mullen?

We 2007 baybeeeeee!

Lawl “exploit developed for android phones”

You: UK AKSHULLY IPHONES AREN’T SECURE THOUGH

I want my original GB screens backlit D:

As a bi/pan, yum

It’s so easy to remember long passwords if you just use full-ass sentences with some random other stuff that relates to your mind. My BitWarden master password is like 32 characters and I can type it in a couple seconds, and if I was in a coma for a year I would wake up and instantly remember it.

The only problem is, it spawned from a funny story in my life that I can no longer tell. Ah well, it’s worth it.

There are pet-safe dyes you can get! A vegan dude I know dyed his cat pink using some. I hope they’re actually legit and not harmful…

And donger!