So true.

About your edit on my wording: does both not work in this context? My mother tongue is Norwegian, so I’d like to know how I can improve my English language.

Could = possibly. Would = definitively.

Yeah, I’m gonna agree with you. Should have used would.

You’re half right - Russia is in Europe, but that does not mean all Europeans are Russian. But from Europe, the view is good. Could have been better if you didn’t elect trump, but still.

That’s what they say…

I saw one in an airport. I doubt they change then often enough to not go thoroughly a round or two 🤮

I work in a company that has 30k+ employees throughout the world. Management integrated Salesforce two years ago, and it’s been a shit show. Everyone hates Salesforce, but I guess Salesforce must have the best sellers in the world?

I know one line that’ll go up: suicides.

Is this what we all should do? Just make shitty music and upload it to fuck with their storage?

However, if you need to pay to be an artist…

What in tarnation? Thank you!

Oh shit, really?? My life has been a lie! Thanks for correcting me!

Shit. You’re on to me…

Yeah, I’m gonna stop taking screenshots and use an analogue camera to capture my screen, then run to the photo printing shop, stop by the hobby store for some tracking paper, and track the photo. Scan that bad boy, and Bob’s your uncle!

Now what would I then be called by these keyboard warriors?

For music, you should listen to Sigur Ros. All their lyrics are in a made up language.

I’ve met one! He’s from a rich family, and we had this exact discussion, where he told me that he knew way more wealthy people than me who told him so, so how can they be wrong when they’re so rich? 🤦

What the shit? Ooh, I need to test this on my work computer!

This is why I chose not to have kids. We’re fucked. Our children will be proper fucked. Their children will probably not get to see old age. Thanks for all the fish!

See the first law. Who do you think gives the directives?

And when does the punchline become apparent?