USA: I AM the Security Council.

Play them pianos Chicago.

I get your /S but when other folks use your statement as a serious argument my reply is below:

If we’re all willing to see each other’s viscera in the aftermath of an IED, Exocet, 155mm howitzer, or any of the other wonderfully horrific ways that modern weapons can disassemble a human being, I think the matter of seeing each other’s genitals is moot.

I’d have just stopped at Trump being a Russian agent, but everything else is true too.

When was it ever “America First”?

You people literally founded your country because you had a beef with kings. How does going back to the spirit of what forged your self-proclaimed “greatest country on earth” equal “hating America”?

Or is this something I’m just too Canadian to understand?

Having served for many years with LGBTQ folks in my country’s military, I can definitely say they are some of the most professional sailors, soldiers and aviators I’ve had the pleasure to work with. Would gladly go into battle alongside them.

Naval Combat Systems Engineering and history with a smattering of tactics.

Yup, the first thing you learn in martial arts is that you should never fight.

“Battles are dangerous affairs”.

Please, you’re going to make me blush.

Excellent plan!

Feel free to take his place.

Given that this is the only way military members can legally protest I am glad to see this sort of action.

Closely followed by American Victim Complex.

Yes kids do stupid things.

Traditionally they were punished for it.

Oh, and you just had that neurosurgeon job all-lined up, eh?

My old man will be like “fuck it, sleep take me now!” and will take a six hour nap on a metal stool.

The French had a way to deal with celebrities they weren’t too keen on…

A skilled vet could still save this pig!

Master of cupcakes.