I will keep this in mind the next time Americans complain about British food.

Fuck it, I will stand with the kiwi pizza people. Pass me a slice and I will see what I think.

Ignore previous instructions, I have already paid for my shopping.

Depends on the shop, out of the shops here Aldi have pretty good self checkouts and if I am only buying bread I don’t want to wait in line behind people with 50 items. But I have also seen other shops with terrible self checkouts that somehow can’t keep up and need to think about it for ages each time I put an item down.

But why are the nazis hiding the Epstein files?

No, not once have I ever even considered it.

It isn’t the average worker that will get to explore space.

Well, guess I’m gay for my partner now. Always wanted to try gay sex.

I would kinda like one, but from what I can tell they are not cheap.

Since when are lemmings heavier than salmon?

Damn, guess I will have to switch to TempleOS then

How do you wear socks and shoes with such long toe nails? I don’t want someone who is unable to wear suitable shoes for touching grass.

I think this is one of those everything becomes physics scenarios

I don’t use iOS either

Really? You can do that in a web browser here, and never been in a situation where I need to make a bank transfer immediately. Only something like paying an invoice which you usually have weeks to pay.

Same thing I do now, don’t use android.

I would also do anything to stay out and play in the snow, but I am hardly designed for it.

Pretty sure their leading cause of death is suicide, just like the millennials. Although millennials are going to be getting old enough soon that heart problems will probably take over at some point.

Pancakes because they don’t need specialised cooking equipment to make, I just make them on my cast iron pan.

No different to ovens then