Thick and thieves

Apparently mice used to do this with old matches, before the invention of safety matches.

"I call David Cameron the weather cock. David ‘the weather cock’ Cameron. I call him that for two reasons:

One - because he spins, doesn’t he, in the prevailing wind of public opinion.

And two - the other reason why I call him David ‘the weather cock’ Cameron, is because I often wonder whether he’s got a cock or not."

Roughly paraphrased from Stewart Lee.

You just dont understand business!

/s

I don’t know why my brain refuses to let it go, but Graeme Norgate’s Astrolander from Timesplitters 2 is short and very sweet.

Also theres the opening theme from Escape from the Planet of the Robot Monsters.

Oh actually also the Italy round of Road Rash 3. I once worked in an Italian restaurant and would whistle this without knowing it was taken from some famous Italian opera, and the owner asked me how I knew the music, and I didn’t have the heart to tell him.