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Cake day: June 4th, 2025

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  • Ah, you are thinking logically. This is a mistake when it’s got anything to do with the orange rapist.


    What happened is something along the lines of this…
    “Sir. The poors are complaining about beef prices again”
    {Obese orange imbecile flies in to a narcissistic rage, then shits himself}
    “Sir. Why don’t we import beef from Argentina?”
    {Shits himself again} “Press conference, now.”

    “I’ve called you all here today because I myself have had a tremendous, bigly, perfect idea” {performs that stupid fucking grin of his, puts his thumb up, shits himself} “My, and my alone, idea is to import beef from Australgentina to bring prices down. You know my uncle was a cow, the best cow, yuge big udders he had. Everyone said it. Anyways, if prices go down this was all my idea” {Puts thumb up. Stupid grin. Shits his pants again}


    There you go. Basically if he hears something that seems like a good idea, or if he thinks there’s a good soundbite from it, then it’s now his idea.
    If it fails then it was a federal thing to blame. Or Obama. Or Biden. Or both.




  • Looking from outside in I just can not fathom how any country. And that’s any country at all, ever. Could fall so low that Donvict fucking Drumpf not only has the option but also the ability, to throw away centuries of law and history away and take control.
    It just doesn’t make sense.

    The guys a fucking imbecile, there’s no evil genius inside of him. Evil, yes. Genius, fuck no.
    His professor at uni called him the dumbest student he ever had.

    Yet this failed reality TV star, and even worse businessman (plus convicted criminal and rapist, paedo, con man, racist etc etc), just bumbled in to politics and is now about to rip up their constitution and wipe his shitty arse on it without much pushback.

    Fucking hell, make it make sense. Fucks sake.





  • “I… I can’t remember being murdered by a mob?” Says the orange child rapist.
    “It must have happened though because I’ve emptied my bowels in to my pants just like they say happens when someone dies.”

    “Mr president, you aren’t dead, but you are taking out loud at a press conference.”

    “Oh no. I’ll have to think of a way to blame this on Biden. Yeah, that’ll get me out of thi…”

    “You’re still taking out loud, sir”

    {The orange buffoon does yet another massive shit then mumbles “Biden shit my pants again”}


  • The thing is no one, literally no one, could have seen this coming.

    His first term was text book in political perfection, and then he goes and does a 720 kickflip and gets all tyrannical and dictator-ish.

    You know who really caused all this? Obama’s second daughter, that’s who. She’s the leader of the Illuminati, I tell ya.






  • Oh god, yes.
    I could type in a question ten years ago and could usually get an answer in the first page or so.

    I asked a question yesterday (about floor tiling) and got “Tiles? You want tiles? We’ve got tiles! Get your tiles here!”

    “No, I want an answer about flooring.”
    “FLOORING? You want flooring? We’ve got flooring! Get your flooring here!”

    “Ok, fucking hell. Ok how do I join 2 types of substrate together…”
    “MUTHERFUCKING, substrate? You want substrate? We’ve got…”

    Then I gave up looking. Maybe it was always like this and I used to be more tenacious looking for answers.



  • I see, but that was said after the last protest. And it still took about 4 months to do it again.
    When do you think the next protest will be? Will it even be this year?

    Listen, I applaud this protest in its essence. Honestly, I do, but they need to be done more frequently. 3 protests a year will do nothing against the obese imbecile, he literally just rode out the paedo Epstein list accusations, and is an adjudged rapist.

    Once every 4 months isn’t going to cut it, there’s too much time in-between for people to forget. Once a month isn’t great, but will cause ongoing damage. You’ve got to admit that more needs to be done, surely…