As someone with narcolepsy, this very much sounds like narcolepsy. I also have a cpap so I use an alarm for my naps and keep them to 45 minutes.

It’s all good, most of the US doesn’t remember that NM is a state.

Like I’m from the US state New Mexico.

New Mexican here. Get some green chile on there and it’ll be fine.

Relevant XKCD, because there’s always an XKCD for that.

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Having recently moved into a house with these issues: doorknobs. You never, ever think about the ones that just work well, but every iffy one is irritating every time you use it.

Couldn’t even listen to the first five seconds to hear the full question, huh?

40something, gravel bike, training for a half century, use a French press.

Not at all. Until roughly 150-200 years ago infant and childhood mortality was almost 50% worldwide, which of course massively brings down the average lifespan. If someone made it to 20, they would probably make it to 60 and have a good chance of seeing 70 or more.

Oh god that switch statement. Here, let me come up with something better:

if (pChar >= 'a' && pChar <= 'z') {
  return pChar - 'a' + 10;
} else if (pChar == ' ') {
  return 36;
} else if (pChar == '.'){
  return 37;
}
return 0;

I’m so feeling this this morning. I asked the 4yo if he wanted cereal or yogurt for breakfast. He screams “I’m not hungry! I want mama!”, runs to his room and slams the door. Two minutes later he comes out and punches me in the dick while I’m making lunches.