That place you were going to will owe to give you the thing you want as a reward for your effort. This is exactly how the world works.

Yes

I prefer Borking News and it’d just be videos of dogs.

Also, 30 years and he didn’t bother with a cover up?

If I was doomed to spend my entire life alone in a spaceship, and the only memento I have from another human being (even if they are my clone) is some stupid ass tattoos on my face - I’d want to keep these tattoos.

*Gasp!*

A talking cat!

More like a DM who was not prepared for the players inquiring about the name of one of the random goon NPCs.

Can we fix the showers? Gas chambers don’t fit the Hitler aesthetic

Not that I expect anything from these people, but… seriously?

Don’t be ridiculous. Where would they get sunlight in England?

1. Approach a business.
2. Request the service or product they provide for free.
3. Suggest that instead of paying, you’ll advertise the fact that you “bought” from them.
4. Argue that your brand is so awesome that associating with it is valuable enough to substitute for the payment.

Isn’t this basically what influencers do?