To anyone wondering why: they’re more akin to large cotton pads than toilet paper. They don’t break down.

Over time it’s like flushing a bag of t-shirts and wondering why your pipes get clogged. Draino ain’t fixing that.

What gets rewarded gets done

Cats with jobs careers

There’s a payphone by one of the elementary schools here. I wonder if it’s more likely that a kid without a cellphone is more likely to use it?

I recently got a tablet so I could take handwritten notes during meetings. I thought I’d use it for a bunch of other stuff but I do not.

Not to mention, the OCR handwriting recognition my handwriting is really bad.

After every meal, whether I like it or not

These exist! Sometimes with a small fee but not as expensive as renting

This could also indicate a food sensitivity if you’re reacting a lot worse to one type of alcohol (everything else held constant, obvs)

Earned their stripes 🫡

Entering the Scared Straight program