Banger post. Deaf community goes hard
Sorry, can’t hear you over my massive dong.
I’m blind, but I feel you
I’m blind, but I hear you
ftfy
I stand throbbingly by my statement
Infinite wishes situation : upgrade your brain such that you are sufficiently smart to bio-engineer all the other organs.
Or! OR! Downgrade your brain so you’re just dumb enough to feel constant happiness.
Does happiness increase or decrease with intelligence? What if your brain upgrade becomes an emotional downgrade?
Does happiness increase or decrease with intelligence?
Is there even a correlation?
Looked it up. Seems there happiness does not decrease with intelligence. I would have assumed the more intelligence you have the more capacity to understand and worry about problems you would have.
I would have assumed the more intelligence you have the more capacity to understand and worry about problems you would have.
Intelligence gives you the ability to understand these things, and can also give you the understanding that worrying about the things you can’t change is of no benefit and the ability to then put those things aside so you can focus on changing the things you can improve.
That doesn’t always come naturally, but it’s a valuable thing to practice.
I would upgrade my brain to be able to consciously control all the little automatic stuff. Tell my brain to up the metabolic rate when I want to burn more fat, increase heart rate when exercising, basically to be able to consciously control all functions of my body at will.
As an audiophile, probably my ears. I wanna be able to hear over 19khz.
I can hear slightly higher frequencies than most, or at least I used to be able to. Back when TVs used cathode ray tubes I’d have problems with the small portable TVs because they would emit an annoying high pitched tone. Even high pitched tones unintentionally mixed into records. The world is designed for people with typical senses.
Brain is a no-brainer. It’s okay as it is, but having an optimal one sounds terrific
One of:
- eyes to see a wider spectrum of light (infrared to gamma-ray)
- ears to increase sensitivity or reduce it close to 0 a will
- nose to smell all dangerous stuff that is odourless (carbon monoxide f.e.)
- muscles not to lose training after a few days (I am not sure that wouldn’t fuck up methabolism)
- have an organ to catch radiowaves (while being capable to switch it off)
- brown fat cells to never feel cold (with added super bonus that they also kill cancer by starving it)
- liver to remove toxins without being easily damaged
The choice is difficult :)
Brown fat cells would also make you burn more calories doing nothing
If you’re in a first world country and making a decent salary that just becomes a lower chance of obesity and diabetes
Gosh, only thing I can think of is self-repairing telomeres.
Everything else is perfect, might as well live for hundreds of years.
Having a bigger dick is overrated. Great for fantasy, but very impractical.
I’d upgrade my lungs to be better filters and oxygenate my blood. My immune system to fight diseases my efficiently (turn it into a scalpel rather than a cluster-nuke). My brain to retain it’s learning capabilities well into my later years. Completely overhaul my metabolism so that I won’t have to do heavy exercise to get good muscles (really, all that exercise just exists to make one chemical reaction happen).
After that, then, only then, might I consider doing something with my dick. Though perhaps more with my balls, so I can just switch off the reproductive capabilities to ensure safe sex.
It said one organ, you went on a shopping spree haha.
Hey, flesh is weak! :V
From the moment I understood
I want my tits to be able to shoot lasers at will, it’d be cool.
You mean something like this?
I’d like to upgrade my penis into super penis, two barrels, break action instead of the pump action, then I’ll create a new sex act called “Quakeing”, where you strafe around your sexual partner while constantly ejaculating on them with your super penis.
You want a break action penis, so you have to manually reload every couple of shots? Nah, you want belt fed, just hold the trigger and go!
Welp, that’s enough internet for today
Can I just say “my immune system”? That’d prevent all kinds of diseases and make you cancer proof!
not an organ and having a stronger immune system would kill you
Post didn’t say stronger it said upgrade. And it wouldn’t be an upgrade if it killed me!
