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Why are you checking the temperature of your shit?
I’m so confused about what “shit has gone cold” could mean. Like I actually have no idea what it could be, other than what you said about the temperature
It means the shit on your ass when you wipe, not in the bowl.
How much shit is on your ass?
Why are you not? Including weight and speed?
How do you know your shit got cold?
Somebody hasn’t been doing their tactile inspections
So you mean before it goes cold I should just pinch off another one as if dropping in another coin to ‘extend’ my time on the can?
Yes. Turd dangles are the leading cause of butthole infection
If you block the toilet try some dishwasher detergent before you go find the poop knife