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3 kids AND 3 dogs?! Lady, you’re already living life in (most likely self imposed) hard mode!
Still my favorite take on this:
I wonder if anyone has actually used that. It’s basically saying “follow me home and rob me”.
Not much different than “My kids play sports, so we’re gone on the weekends.”
Heaven forbid they have a luxury car that screams “rob me” oh wait some people aren’t shitbags
Maybe that’s how the position became “open.”
Missing man is a black dwarf.
Woman’s name is Layla.