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NateNate60@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’

www.oregonlive.com

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U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’

www.oregonlive.com

NateNate60@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’
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"The most threatening thing I’ve seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who were protesting ICE down there," said U.S. Speaker of the House Mike Johnson Tuesday.
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    Poor wittle snowflake

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    Trust the sexuality repressed American to see a naked person and get scared.

    They’re not all like that of course but their culture is kind weird, like they don’t even seem to teach proper sex education in all their schools? They teach abstinence and such even sometimes? Wild.

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      This reads to me like mockery. As in, “Naked bike riding is the most dangerous demonstration so far.” Not dangerous at all.

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    That’s just the penises awakening something in him again.

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      He’s probably also thinks labias are scary and gross.

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    Seems like he is totally cool with the stuff Donald Trump did with underage girls, but he can’t handle seeing adults naked?

    Weird.

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    Next time someone says lefties are too soft, remember that Mike Johnson feels deeply threatened by naked people on bikes in a city on the other side of the country from him.

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    Nothing threatens Conservatives than casual nudity. Got it.

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      Wait until they learn about guillotines!

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        Why not moon 'em as they get the chop?

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        How much longer, though? We’ve been very patient.

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    I saw a young girl with a knee on her neck the other day. Saw them arresting people at a Spanish speaking mass today. Idk I’ve seen some threatening things

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    I suppose that’s probably tied for the most threatening thing against ICE he’s seen, but that’s because nothing particularly threatening has been done at all. So, technically the truth?

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    Candy ass can’t hack seeing nekkid bodies?? WTF does he use grndr for, the conversations? lol

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      He just finds nekkid ladies to be icky. Also the men aren’t necessarily twinks or bears that he enjoys.

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    The U.S. is such a strange place, where a sizable part of the population is more terrified of tits than guns.

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      Can i post this into the microblog memes community with the title “we need more open carry boobs”?

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        Go for it

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        It’s only a matter of time until boob registration will be mandatory.

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      It would make much more sense if our MIC developed these…

      …huh. I find the missile-to-bust ratio to be implausible.

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        You’ve never been to Las Vegas, then.

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      Open carrying tits is way less common.

      Would you open carry your tits in schools !!?

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        Arming teachers with boobs is the only way to stop all the school boobings.

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          Seriously though : phrased like that it highlights how dumb the argument sounds for arming the teachers

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    Careful, men - those guys are packing!

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    So, he considers unarmed, naked people “threatening”? What a weak, cowardly snowflake.

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      all those meatswords t he men are carrying could seriously harm him.

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        He’s worried about being stabbed, repeatedly, and liking it.

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        In his ego too, where it hurts the most.

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      He’s afraid it will awaken something in him.

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        He’s seen the dildo seat videos and he secretly hopes they’ll appear in mainstream media from coverage of the protest. He’s gleeful with the possibility, he can’t stop talking about it

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    He saw it on TV instead of through his porn accountability app. It was terrifying for him to not share his viewing with his son.

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      Oh yeah, he does that.

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    I forgot nudity is like the ultimate taboo in the USA. Janet Jackson was sent to Guantanamo for her nip-nip popping out a little, while meanwhile over the pond there are nude Germans on every beach and children are raised by Eurotrash on late night TV.

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      That Eurotrash nudity was always such a gamble. Always a toss-up between actually attractive women, and a 73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks. Or Lolo bloody Ferrari and her horrendous stretched beachballs.

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        73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks

        So THAT’S where my ex-wife vanished off to…

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        73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks

        Long boobies are in style now. You’ll see.

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      Janet Jackson was not a prisoner at Gitmo wtf

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          Cleared for takeoff.

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            Roger, Roger.

            (Username checks out)

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          I wouldn’t have noticed either way to be fair

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