Oh, the irony.

It’s like CP2077, but somehow worse.

What an elegant visual metaphor.

The only unrealistic aspect of this is that no Elon-backed company would actually get it anywhere near right, so we’d just have a lot of techo-yuppies shuffling around bumping into things, while trying to tell everybody (and the nearest wall) how fantastic the taste of Thursday is and randomly replacing words they wanted to say with “Tasla”.

The drooling is going to be a dead giveaway.

Oh, for fucks sake! What’s next? Humoralistic rebalancing camps? Leeches?

What the fuck kind of country are you blithering yahoos running over there?

Yeah: https://www.irs.gov/

…Oh you sweet summer child.

Yeah, but we have a choice as to whether we want to run it or not.

Then it’s a good thing it’s been a very long time since I last had to care about what Microsoft wants me to do with my computers.

If you’d like me to, miss.

“Do you feel patriotic now, huh? Do you!?”

Well, it’s going to be interesting to see how they do after five years of actual service.

I’ll unscrew it for you, if that helps.

Oof. That’s harsh.

‘Hermione’s handbag’

Could we not, please? We’re hopefully still - on average - scientifically literate enough to understand what ‘large surface area’ and ‘porous’ means.

Funny. Normally we call people selling these kinds of products criminals and attempt to shut them down. Turns out those naughty lads were just going about it the wrong way. They should have gone public, floated the company and sold for dollars instead of bitcoin, and suddenly everything would magically have been just fine.

It’s a neat trick, and it works for other unsavory things normally not allowed too: “Unregulated militias and arms trafficking” becomes a “PMC”, “kidnapping and slavery” becomes “prison services” etc.

Same old tired song and dance.

I’m sorry Karl, but it just doesn’t seem to be working for me, no matter how much I wiggle and move dat ass.

Components of GNU Health, perhaps?

There’s this, even

Oh, come on!