Sry, meant the european ones. I’ll fix it.

I’m sure our european, government-funded and therfore independend public broadcasting services will be outraged after they hear that our cute little Greta was tortured in a prison that looks Guantanamo-like, with blood and bullet holes in the cells!

The most just army of the world torturing a young, peaceful lady. An army we support!

This will result in weeks of coverage: Politicians being interviewed, human rights experts, Greta herself, debates on what sanctions should be put on Israel…

Just kidding. They’ll hide it between news about a massacre in Africa and the weather report. And in two days, it will all be forgotten.