York hasn’t had a “lord” since 1406 lol

They make the other sort too.

Pui Pui Moltrain?

Practically, yes. If the embassy were evacuating citizens, they’d need to know if the Tracey Warner they’re looking for is male or female.

He may be a complete piece of shit, but he can afford a crack PR team.

Man, when they learn to read they’ll be pissed.

No, because headlines are written in the present simple tense.

Arfsonist

The videos didn’t cost that much, its the ad buy that did.

You ask for spaghetti bolognese, you’re never heard from again.