“One bowl of soup, please. Neat.”

“Do your own research!” “It’s obvious!”

“Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called, and they’re all out of you!”

“This isn’t Cheddar. This is just some common bitch!”

This sounds like any website suddenly becomes an app store as soon as it starts distributing software for a mobile device. So (ignoring my following point), if I suddenly post my new APK on my personal site suddenly it’s an app store!?

I think so. The intention is probably to have the law cover any method of getting your hands on an app, not just what we typically know as “app stores”. Otherwise, it would leave a loophole.

This sounds like it includes laptops but not desktop computers.

I thought that at first too, but I think the part at the end about “handheld electronic devices” is what limits it to not include laptops.

Does Emily spend her day telling people to turn it off and on again?