Orbán will let Putin walk all over Hungary unmolested.

I think we should just have a contest to see who can get that man-child to post the most embarrassingly cringe shit.

Bonus points if you sneak in elements critical of him or his cabinet, antifa slogans, LGBTQ+ symbols, etc.

I really hope the future USA is embarrassed by all of this.

Yeah, the rich win right up to the point that the people they pay to fight for them switch sides.

Yeah, more evidence that people with the maturity of a C- middle school student shouldn’t be doing foreign policy.

He played at Trumps inaugural Crypto Ball.

You can’t turn much farther right than that.

What about touch? Phone or tablet.

If you have an Apple device and Apple Arcade, Stardew Valley is free.

Not only will the generals be fit but, now, their uniforms will rival the most glamorous Carnival costumes.

This guy was popular with… no one.

It’s not even a good distraction. What am I missing?

Simultaneously, they will announce a new organization: The MAGA Youth. With uniforms and pledges and no group chats.

That dining room is the perfect setting for him to tell his family about all the immigrant children he orphaned that day.

They think AOC’s appeal is that she’s an attractive woman. So, of course, their chauvinistic response to put what they consider an attractive woman out against her.

I can’t tell if it’s just chauvinistic or also a calculated way to keep the conversation about AOC on her looks and away from her policies.

Fuck Bolton, the war-mongering shit but I hope—and won’t be surprised if—he was ordered to do all of these things by Trump himself and he has receipts.

I’m sure millions of copies will be purchased ~by the Heritage Foundation~.

Sounds like another bubble ripe for bursting.

Real MS13. Everyone is MS13 to these chucklefucks.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but: she’d be an improvement.

🤢

Have you ever known a child who could manipulate his parents by being stubborn and annoying. The parents are incapable of setting boundaries and caving to the child’s demands is easier than having difficult discussions.

Republicans are the children and Democrats are the patents. The parents are now trying to set a boundary. Expect an epic tantrum from the children.

Ponies are supposed to shit. It’s more like if the pony came strapped with ill-fitting saddlebags that leak toxic chemicals.

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