They’re all heated. The high flow ones just feel cold because they’re evaporating the water faster than it can put heat into your hands. If you hang out an extra 10 seconds with good technique, it’ll be warm.

Are any perfect? Probably not. I don’t have the patience for them and utilize my pants to finish the job. But, some basic understanding goes a long way.

1. Drying starts at the sink. Give some good shakes there. You can use your hands to squeegee the other there as well.

2. Rub your hands in the drier, vigorously and thoroughly. You need to spread the water thin to speed evaporation. Letting it stay pooled in droplets will only lead to the droplets re-wetting the dry parts as soon as they move. It also helps put your wetter parts on your drier parts, further maximizing your wet surface area.

2a. For the high speed ones, move your hands so it works it’s way from your wrists to your fingertips. This will help fling water off your hands.

3. I’m still gonna pat dry on my pants because I can’t waste the extra 10 seconds with all that white noise, but it’s a lot less than how it started. I could do a handshake by time I step out. I call it quits when the air doesn’t feel cold anymore.

Low speed drivers still won’t be worth my time. Again, I promise, I’m wearing pants, and I’ll use them.

I assumed theft prevention, but if he has a nice lawn, he could also be trying to keep it from dying.

This is highly regional. I don’t get the down votes. And, asking about radio options, makes it sound like OP wants local info, so it’s probably a regional request. I don’t even get the same radio options at opposing ends of my commute.

How MAGA-culty is Newsmax? I haven’t heard anything significant about Newsmax or OAN in a while, but I thought they were both equally MAGA. It’s been years since I associated with their viewers since they didn’t get loud about it until 2020. I can’t believe I’m impressed Fox and New smax has declined the agreement.

“dedicating the land to God” Yeah, this is what God has always wanted. Hostile takeovers of other peoples’ land. Jesus had a ThinBlueLine sticker on his wagon and saluted bald eagles in the name of USA when he wasn’t telling darker people “if you don’t like it, get out”. That other god is demanding the same thing in Gaza, apparently.

“Italian Americans… Have poured their culture into America” Fucking immigrants, bringing all their foreign culture here and changing America, amirite? As if Italians weren’t considered brown when they came over in the main immigration waves.

“in the Bahamas” Ah, they finally acknowledge the dumb fuck didn’t discover America because 1. It wasn’t America and 2. There were people there. Still ignoring the part where the dumb fuck died still swearing it was India. Something something all brown[er] people look alike

But damn, how about the epstein files?

She was leggy. All legs, actually. 12, maybe 13 legs in her eldritch form. I asked if she’d like to go for a walk with me. She glanced my way and rolled here eyes at me. I rolled them back to her.