At least kids eventually leave, with pets you get to watch them slowly waste away and die in the most expensive ways possible.

That slapped me right across the face, the company that makes the shit CAM software I use has been busy shoveling AI into every crack for the last year instead of addressing the decade’s worth of actual user requests.

I hate everything about it.

And soon after that, you’ll be stocking your own shelves, then you’ll be driving the forklift in the back store…

Stool? Good luck making furniture from what I do… this afternoon I thought I gave birth to a jellyfish but when I looked it turned out it was just a bucket of blood.

I guess I wanted to say fresh poop should have the consistency and texture of new Playdoh straight from the can. If you grab it and bend it slightly, small cracks should appear.

What is this person’s diet like? I mean feces is supposed to be a somewhat solid log, not a splattery mess. I guess Cheetos and Mountain Dew three times a day does that?

What? And see vagina twice in your life!?

I laughed a bit nervously at the cartoon but your comment makes me want to shut off the puter and start cleaning

Obama… Obama… The mainstream dude?

https://thehill.com/policy/finance/137156-obama-says-hed-be-seen-as-moderate-republican-in-1980s/

…just like Russia!

Ah that’s one of them newfangled jumpabouts I keep hearing about?

A long time ago I was in old Blighty for the first time for work and the locals took care of me foodwise. I remember getting all the usual “English food is terrible” remarks before going and I didn’t know any better so I was worried when I arrived.

Everything was delicious, I loved all of it. The full English especially, that could power you through supper.

I’m sure you meant “affecting”.

How about butt stuff?

Should all be automated. But I get your drift.

As opposed to before, when we’d grow them new lungs at the clone store and slap them in before sending them back down?

Just ask any of their voters where they get their information from.

OK, have you? Because it just seems like you’re huffing your own farts while decrying the other guy huffing his own farts. What credible evidence do you have for 1) who the voters are, 2) where they’re getting their information from?

And what information would you consider credible to see what these mythical voters that you claim to know personally think?

People need housing, no one needs this AI crap. Even in boring engineering jobs using tools that solved problems decades ago, we are getting AI shoveled in left and right in places no one needs or wants it. And calling old features “AI” is also another problem.

And now these stupid “barking bears attacking fat sleeping people” videos are everywhere, and people seem to think they’re real.

We should focus on natural intelligence first, that is to say each other, and education…

Oh and the headline should read “Every day”, “everyday” is an adjective, like an everyday occurence.

Just bring on the leisure society with UBI. We’re awash in renewable energy, right? Why does everyone need to work, especially the meaningless kabuki theater of modern office work?

Used to call those “touring bikes”, no?