24k sweet baby Jesus they want yer precious bodily fluids m8.

Isolated dummy contacts and fake geolocation.

Yes, Chinese company I am the king, can’t you see how my eScooter is parked at the royal residence 24/7?

Thank you for your effort to lower the ratio, there are now at least 252 unwritten comments.

Send a ‘smart’ fine. Check mate, shitposters.

ITT: The unwritten comments of at least 176 upvoters.

You truly never know who is hiding that they’re transexual.

Trust me, I’m a doctor I like pumpkin spice lattes.

classicg.

One would think I’d love the idea, being Scandinavian and everything. Human interaction with people outside my absolute inner circle is a pain.

Turns out that interacting with AI is even worse so I’ve bought an eBike to avoid public transit, stopped eating at QR code places and such. I don’t work for free, for the companies benefits, by doing selfscan shopping. Unless it’s somewhat reasonable, every interaction with public services is a “go-slow” operation.

They told me I could become anything I wanted, so I became sand. Not very smart throwing me into the machine.

Become sand my friends and maybe one day we’ll meet at the beach.

I do have this idea that you can save encrypted files to a cloud server and pull it out and unencrypted by a light weight program

Sounds like Cryptomator would work for you.

No, if I’m going to suffer in my own company - So is everybody else!