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Cake day: October 2nd, 2025

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  • The wilderness was millenias ago. I don’t buy it.

    We have perfectly evolved the ability to use technology. We evolved past the hunter gatherer lifestyle.

    Nobody walks past a berry bush and is like oh wow I need to harvest all of that in case I can’t find any food tomorrow.

    I mean, I do, because I love berries, but I don’t carry a basket around just in case. I explicitly head out to collect the berries and people look at me like I’m a crazy mfer. There’s this massive blackberry bush right outside work. When they get ripe you can easily harvest a whole bucket of them every 3 or so days. Then there’s the strawberry patch next to the dirt road that lead in the forest. Etc.




  • People who buy things just because they pass by them is crazy to me

    Like, I’m not a poor boy by any metric (I make above median wage here) but jfc do people have literally no will power? Like they see an ad on TV/The internet and immediately feel the need to consume?

    Granted, my shopping lists are vague (usually just like ‘meat&vegs for x days’) and then once i’m there I pick what’s on sale and strikes my fancy, but I don’t buy a fucking spare toaster oven just because the store moved the aisle and you need to go past the kitchen appliances to get to the meat.





  • Y’all speaking like ‘chores’ have you put in a maid outfit and deep clean their house.

    Chores are ‘leave the place in the state it was when you got in’ and ‘take your trash on the way out.’

    Sorry my man but that’s just common decency. If you’re not a family of slobs that’s like 10 minutes of light work before leaving. JFC.