• Donebrach@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    He’s gonna lose because he’s gonna lose.

    He starts in with poor finger talking point about policy when he should just be like “VOTE ZAMBONI, GET FREE BUSSY!” (And also change his name from zabrumbgju Zulbranji to Zamboni Jammony).

    Let his PR team take for free: “VOTE ZAMBONY GET THE BUSSY!” you don’t need hand waving and policy minutia. Just promise a bunch of bullshit and make your name less hard to remember.

    Fucking DNC being like vote for “Final Fantasy: Rebrit//consul Jambolchik Cheonicle 3:222 relust” but beware rebuplican “Fascist Not-Joe”

    Guarantee most people will be like “oh yeah I think I need to vote for Fascist Not-Joe…”